Okay… We are not the official wedding planners for the show ABC The Bachelor, but we could be. Here are the requirements:
- Full payment for our services (which are non-refundable) and are required at the end of The Final Rose ceremony. No exceptions.
- Mandatory full psychiatric testing to ensure that you are indeed, of sound mind. Although you actually being on the show would prove the opposite.
- You will agree to not have the wedding outside, even for TV ratings like The Bachelor Jason and Molly’s wedding. Saying your vows in the rain is only cute if you’re wearing shorts and a t-shirt.
- Whomever cancels the wedding agrees to spend a year with the Unicef organization donating your time to the underprivileged women and children in Guinea, Africa. Those people actually have problems and challenges. Perhaps this will give your life, a much needed perspective.